Famichiki, a Japanese mastodon instance was buying US. What the frick. We moved our servers to a Japanese provider instead.

I'm being told not to worry about having cancer. It's Low Risk Cancer™. Trust me, bro.

You gotta fight. For your right. To Health Insurance.

lmao I have cancer.

I review the first quarter of 2025 like a corporate jackass to see if I'm meeting my goals and hopes and dreams.

A drunken sailor will stumble around 3 units of distance in an empty room. Add a woman to the room, and the sailor will stumble 10 units of distance.

The year started strong but ended with me spending 3 days in the ICU.

A woman told me to walk straight and it's been on my mind ever since. Be like more like Sarah.

I don't know where home is anymore.

I met my dad and he's an OK guy as it turns out.